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Phil's Bogus Journey: Trip to the Large Hadron Collider



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Phil Plait takes a trip to the Large Hadron Collider, and makes another video that I have to expose for what it really is.
This time he is called out to Geneva by his faceless paymasters to make a propaganda video about the careless experiment at CERN that is endangering the entire planet.
This video is a fictional reenactment depicting the very real reckless attitude of scientists, and the inevitable consequences of playing God with the very fabric of the universe.
Disclaimer: This video is a good-natured joke at the expense of Phil Plait, and not a product of the Bad Astronomer. It is not endorsed by, or officially representative of Phil Plait's opinions or website.
Get the real video - and the real story - at:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXjR-Jkrsvg
Or at Phil's Bad Astronomy blog:
http://www.badastronomy.com/bablog/2008/04/27/my-excellent-cern-adventure-the-video/
And if you think this is in any way real, and not the joke it obviously is, you need your freakin' head examined.


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Touche! ( 5 months ago by mowerofdoom)
Touche!
Oh I agree you ... ( 4 months ago by TuffyWuffyXcore)
Oh I agree you definently should.
These fucking ... ( 2 months ago by indianrailways)
These fucking material scientists are asses.All these idiots are wasting their time for nothing.They still cannot conquer the problems of birth and death.What is the use of studying external objectives like space, physics,math,chemistry,biology etc when these morons do not know anything about subject? Whoami? Where did I come from? Where am I going? Sweating it out like asses from 9-5 and busy in sense gratification and eating shitting fucking and sleeping like dumb animals until death strikes.
Birth is a problem? ... ( 2 months ago by IRONMANAustralia)
Birth is a problem? Yeah, sure. I'll get those ignorant "morons" at the Jet Propulsion Lab right onto that one.
But in the meantime, let me help you out with your metaphysical questions:
1. You're you.
2. You came from a Mommy and Daddy that loved each other very much, (at least for a while).
3. If you want to "find yourself", try looking in the nearest mirror.
Surprise! There you are.
How do you nutjobs have the wherewithal to find my channel - let alone operate a computer?
People like us, who ... ( 2 months ago by indianrailways)
People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present and future is only a stubborn, persistent illusion.When I read the Bhagavad-Gita and reflect about how God created this universe everything else seems so superfluous.My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind. - Albert Einstein.
In the material ... ( 2 months ago by indianrailways)
In the material world the false ego of the living being trying to lord it over the material nature is something like the moth's falling in a blazing fire. Humans are never going to achieve anything from these foolish experiments. You will continue the cycle of old age, disease, death, misery, agony and frustrations of this conditioned slave life. Truth cannot be understood by one's erudite scholarship or by the fashionable interpretations of mundane scholars.
The buildings, ... ( 2 months ago by indianrailways)
The buildings, furniture, cars, bungalows, mills, factories, industries, peace, war or even the highest perfection of material science, namely atomic energy and electronics, are all simply bewildering names of material elements with their concomitant reactions of the three modes.One must realize the nullity of the material phenomenon, considering it a passing phantasmagoria, and must endeavor to make a solution to the miseries of life.
Array ( 2 months ago by IRONMANAustralia)
Oy vey!
Okay fruit cake, (or should that be areca cake?), if you want to talk epistemology you'd better look up 'Bare Assertion fallacy' first, or this conversation is just gonna piss me off.
And I'll make you a deal: You don't quote Einstein's mangled out-of-context opinions at me, and I wont bore you with explanations of "Quote Mining" and the 'Appeal to Authority' fallacy.
But either way, you're quoting a guy who spent his life studying physics. I don't think he agrees with you.
To take away the ... ( 2 months ago by lanceawatt)
To take away the unique power of raising curiosity is like taking away our humanity, it is what makes us human. If it weren't for this incredible thirst for knowledge we would still be living in caves, and more then likely have died out a long time ago.
Of course knowledge won't directly stop disasters and alone what an absurd point to bring up. However the benefits to our nature as a species to innicially find the key to the cosmos would be infinitely great. u can believe the earth is flat.
Discoveries of ... ( 2 months ago by indianrailways)
Discoveries of progressive scientific achievements are therefore not independent. The scientist has to attain the knowledge of a thing already existing by means of the wonderful brain made by someone else. A scientist can work with the help of such an awarded brain, but it is not possible for the scientist to create his own or a similar brain. Therefore no one is independent in the matter of any creation, nor is such creation automatic.
A materialistic ... ( 2 months ago by indianrailways)
A materialistic person, thinking himself very advanced in intelligence, continually acts for economic development. But again and again, as enunciated in the Vedas, he is frustrated by material activities, either in this life or in the next. Indeed, the results one obtains are inevitably the opposite of those one desires.
Those morons gave ... ( 2 months ago by Ulfbarnen)
Those morons gave you medicine, transportation technology, tools to communicate with the entire globe, etc... and probably your PC. But hey, indeedy: "Where are you going?"
The great physicist ... ( 2 months ago by indianrailways)
The great physicist Einstein was still engulfed by death. Death does now care for your ivy qualifications or noble prizes or billion dollars and so on. Carl Sagan was an atheist still he admitted the unknown. Come out of the deep slumber child!
The world existed ... ( 2 months ago by indianrailways)
The world existed before all these paraphernalia, is still existing and will continue to exist without you or me. Just apply your common sense and introspect deep and you will get all the answers. No need for any thesis, proofs, complex algorithms or a fake degree from Harvard or Stanford. OM
Well, have fun in ... ( 2 months ago by Ulfbarnen)
Well, have fun in your cave. Keep on introverting.
you are perfectly ... ( 2 months ago by indianrailways)
you are perfectly right sir. Self can be discovered only by applying the neti neti doctrine i.e. go on negating the outer coverings until you find the Self. Eureka! Even amidst all the material oppulances, you can remain untouched by material contamination's just like the lotus flower blooms amidst dirt still it remains the pure lotus untouched by dirt! No point in going to a cave and still the mind running after sex and intoxication's.
So I understand ... ( 2 months ago by Ulfbarnen)
So I understand that when one discovers one's "Self", there's no need for a doctor (you know, a scientist) when you break a leg or get some viral infection? Please send me the manual!
a blind man never ... ( 2 months ago by indianrailways)
a blind man never feels he is non existing. people with amputated legs or hands never feel,they are incomplete inside. even if one gets the best physician or scientist, humans can never escape from the 3 afflictions -
1. caused by his own body as various diseases
2. caused by other humans, mosquitoes, snakes etc
3. caused by nature as floods, fire, earthquakes,tornadoes and so on
i was a boy,youth,man, student,doctor,husband,father,american etc. the I remains same.only name and form change.
4. and the spanish ... ( 2 months ago by Ulfbarnen)
4. and the spanish flu infected man dies when he doesn't get Anti Biotics.
before antibiotics, ... ( 2 months ago by indianrailways)
before antibiotics, wheel, electricity, etc human civilizations existed and flourished more luxuriously than the modern day confused, diseased, suffering, depressed, fearful civilization. america has all the material comforts still has the largest number of diseased people. the mighty empire is crumbling under its own weight of false ego and pride. i will not be replying anymore since i don't believe in endless mental speculations and arguments, ending nowhere. God bless you. OM
Okay, so I ... ( 2 months ago by IRONMANAustralia)
Okay, so I introspected, abandoned logic and objectivity, applied the neti neti doctrine, prayed to Buddha, released myself from the trappings of materialism, (like the computer you are currently using), and spent 3 weeks sitting half way up the face of K2 meditating in solitude to find myself.
After experiencing a deep connection with the infinite knowledge of the universe, and consulting the four pillars of wisdom I've come to the conclusion that you're full of shit.
And you can't tell ... ( 2 months ago by IRONMANAustralia)
And you can't tell me I'm wrong either, because my knowledge comes from a divine source that can't be argued with.
I just KNOW in my heart and soul that it's true.
you are right. not ... ( 2 months ago by indianrailways)
you are right. not only me but you and all animals, their gross bodies are made of 12 impurities - Oily exudations,Semen,Blood,Fatty substance of the brain,Urine,Faeces,Mucus of the nose,Ear-wax,Phlegm,Tears,Rheum of the eyes and Sweat. When humans carry with them always inside, they dont complain but when the same excreta comes out they say - yuck. hypocrites !
Good to see my ... ( 2 months ago by IRONMANAustralia)
Good to see my whack-job "gaydar" is functioning correctly. Thankyou for the confirmation.



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